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Credit Card Applications...What they REALLY mean! (source: unwind.com)

So you have received a credit card application? You know what it says, but do know what it really means?

What it says: "You have demonstrated financial responsibility..."
What it means: You're breathing!

What it says: "Our membership is difficult to obtain..."
What it means: Death row prisoners are not eligible... in most states!

What it says: "We have shortened the application process..."
What it means: "We need lots of new members fast or we'll go out of business!"

What it says: "You have no predetermined credit limit..."
What it means: "We're not worried, we employ the Break Your Legs collection agency."

What it says: "Exceptional Customer Service..."
What it means: Except when you need it! click for more....

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Instructions found on Consumer Products
(source: About.com)

On a McDonalds Coffee Cup:

....Caution Contents May be Hot
(I would be pretty upset if it wasn't)

On a Sear's hairdryer: ...Do not use while sleeping.
(damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos:...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?) click for more....

I went to the doctor today and he advised me to shop around wisely for the best value consumer products and subscribe to his magazine.